Hustler Mag, Inner Thighs
Girls with semen in their eyes
Alone again but I won't cry
Just me, my pornos and I

(Chorus) - Gotta love it
Pornographic
How I need it
Pornoholic

Girlie mags stacked up high
watching pornos, hit rewind
viewer screens, time after time
Just me, my pornos and I

Chorus

Barely Legal, Inner Thighs
Girls with shaven pubic pie
Alone again but I won't cry
Just me, my pornos and I

Chorus

Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo Wo
Baby lets go!